07 February, 2017

Vote 1 The Gutless, spineless, gormless, direction-less, neurotic, underachieving, snivelling, cowardly pile of Smeg Party.

A rare photo of Cory NOT thinking about what gay men get up to.

The Cory B Bernardi Song
(with apologies to Arnold J Rimmer)

If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless and so not gay
Without him our nation would go astray
He's Cory, Cory, Cory Bernardi
Without him our progress would be less tardy
He's handsome, trim, and just changed party
He will see if that was quite foolhardy
He's Cory, Cory, Cory Bernardi
More rugged than rugby’s Scott Fardy
He's frequently been mistaken for a pharisee
He's very very worried about your sexuality
Goes and sits in church for his Sunday
His belief that he is right is uncanny
How come he's such a wanker? Don't ask me!
Ask Cory, Cory, Cory Bernardi
His head looks like a strange erection
And if you write your votes right
Then he just might be out of parliament next election.
He's Cory, Cory, Cory Bernardi
Thinking of him makes me scoll bacardi
We’ll decorate his election posters with a sharpie
And try and ignore his political bastardy

(with thanks to Adam for the title of the post)

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